NASCAR Stands For : National Association of Scary Cars At Races | National Association of Societys Cancer Advertised in Races | Nearly All Smoke Cigarettes And Reek | Never A Serious Competition At Richmond | Never Address Serious Conspiracy Allegations Reasonably | Noisy Airheads Striking Confusion At Racefans | Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks | Non-Athletic Sport Created by Alcohol and Rednecks | Non-Athletic Sport that Centers Around Rednecks | North American Secret Conspiracy Against Rednecks | Not A Street Crazy Alabama Redneck! | Not Any Sense Came At Richmond | Nothing comes After Sex Cause we Always Run | Now Another Stupid Console Abates Reading | National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing | A Non Affiliated Stock Car Auto Racing | National Association Stock Car Auto Racing | National Associatoin for Stock Car Auto Racing | Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks | Non Athletic Sport Composed of Amused Redneck | Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rating | Non Athletic Sports Cars And Rednecks | North And South Carolina Auto Racing | Not A Single Clue About Rules